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The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me.

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American Comedian Funny

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

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American Comedian Funny

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

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American Comedian Funny

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

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American Comedian Emotions Funny

People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled.

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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

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American Comedian Fun Funny

I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too.

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Humorous Laughter

I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know? - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?

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Humorous People

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.

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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too.

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I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit.

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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

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but it's not as common as you would think. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

but it's not as common as you would think.

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first through the towers. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

first through the towers.

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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

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American Comedian Funny

And I like that people sometimes get more out of it - if it instigates thoughts about race, or sex, or something. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

And I like that people sometimes get more out of it - if it instigates thoughts about race, or sex, or something.

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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

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American Comedian Funny

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

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American Comedian Funny Heart

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

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American Comedian Basketball Funny

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

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American Comedian Funny Jewish

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

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American Comedian Funny

I just do my thing. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I just do my thing.

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Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me.

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I really think everything is fair game. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I really think everything is fair game.

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American Comedian Funny

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

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American Comedian Funny

And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies.

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American Comedian Funny School

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

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American Comedian Funny Night

You got it, doll, I was curious to see which Courtney Love was going to show up: the smeared-lipstick crazy coke whore or the violent smeared-lipstick crazy coke whore. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

You got it, doll, I was curious to see which Courtney Love was going to show up: the smeared-lipstick crazy coke whore or the violent smeared-lipstick crazy coke whore.

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Love

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic - Sarah Silverman Quotes

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

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Magic

SS: Jesus is Magic - Sarah Silverman Quotes

SS: Jesus is Magic

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